Carville’s Parents

You know how you’ll see someone and they are a complete cross between other people you know?
Well, while watching election results on Tuesday night, I came to a realization…
If Judge Doom (Christopher Lloyd’s character in Who Framed Roger Rabbit?)
and a hairless (aka Sphynx) cat

mated and had a baby, they would give birth to….
CNN Reporter, [...]

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted change!
JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road… ZZZZZzzzzzzzzz
SARAH PALIN: Because, Praise Jesus, I [...]

Pregnancy Pact

I am confused by teenagers today. I know everyone wants to fit in, but a group of Boston high schoolers have gone too far. June

BOSTON: At least 17 high school students, many aged 16 and under, are pregnant after apparently making a pact.
Officials in the Massachusetts city of Gloucester said nearly half of those who [...]